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30 December 2009 @ 04:28 am
Elegance is evicted !!


mi666teak.smokebreak@gmail.com

To my cherished Sissy MissSteak


1. got evicted at 10pm tonight. Mr. R. actually showed up today. POLICE ENTERED ELEGANCE FROM FRONT AND BACK DOOR. at 10 pm. frond door was drilled out, back door was kicked in.

2. when they came up the stairs i invited them in to my room and told them I was invited by you to live here. i think i said that you where in contact with them and you had never been able to find them. i told them you gave me keys and invited me to stay here. they would like to meet you. i told them you went for mardi gras. i gave them your email. i told them i dont know how long you lived here but i think it might be 2 months. one officer kept sweating me to say you wern't real. I should have agreeed cuz then i could have cliamed to be imaginary myself and gone out dancing instead.

3.
-yay electric bill!!
we had the electric bill and could prove that we started service from an accountless electical meter. Mr R. was surprised to learn that he didnt have an account. amber Viles name is registered at the registar for accessing all document relavent to the house. we have 338delaware.webs.com.




I go to court on jan 23rd to see if i can get a tresspassing charge thrown out.
I'm optimistic. the officers gave me the littlest charge possible cuz I'm way to complicated and I'm a sweet heart for a house theif. they called me house theif while arguing about how to charge me.

it took 90 minutes to pack up my appartment and move. Mr. R wanted me and my stuff gone and there seems to be enouge of a president from us and the officers in the same room that he cant just throw everything i own out. I volunteered to mo0ve to the house next door imediately and the police helped move stuff. I didnt want to hand the officer my bag of money and drugs and guns but I let him carry out your old steamer trunk filled with blankets.


so ends the great experiment of living in a foreclosure house. 57days.

no more homesteading till the snow is gone. I'm moving to the Y.
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30 December 2009 @ 12:12 am
 
 
29 December 2009 @ 11:29 pm

What are your fondest memories of 2009? What were the low points? All told, what were the most significant events of 2009? Do you wish you could do it all over again?


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Fondest memories and most significant events: Sex with certain people, Libertatia, moving into Hazmat, joining OPP, the Fang show at the house, the Cabaret show here a couple months back, getting a damn car finally, and probably other stuff I can't remember.

Low points: Fuck the low points, I'm pretty happy with a lot of things right about now.
 
 
29 December 2009 @ 05:00 am
  • 23:39 I can't believe I don't get phone service in Temecula. Metro is everywhere in SoCal now except here. Funny. #
  • 23:40 @gnatty Say hi to New York for me. I'm jealous. #
 
 
27 December 2009 @ 12:48 pm
Eunuch boy, eunuch boy
Thought a lawnmover was another toy
Don't laugh at him cause he can't piss straight
He can't even masturbate
Got no gonads, only two sockets
Got no bulge in his pockets
Eunuch boy, eunuch boy
Thought a lawnmower was just another toy
Can't even make it through a day of school
They try to stomp his shriveled tool
It must suck to know you'll never fuck.
 
 
27 December 2009 @ 05:01 am
  • 22:55 Nite out with Gnatty was fun. #
  • 22:57 And latest news from home is Berkeley cops fucking with Gilman again? Are they ever gonna fuck off and get a life? #
  • 00:28 @gnatty likewise. Glad I was able to drag ya out on a Saturday nite. #
 
 
27 December 2009 @ 04:40 am
The Ballad of Miss X
X )
 
 
 
26 December 2009 @ 11:27 am
1 Pirates of the Gore.. by Shitstorm

plays: 6,666
 
 
26 December 2009 @ 05:01 am
  • 13:16 The High Desert never fails at aggravating my nose to no end. WHY?! #
  • 16:26 The static shocks on stuff every five minutes also get old. I don't know how people here put up with it. #
  • 22:38 I enjoy making Baby Jesus cry. #
  • 23:01 I find those Snuggies commercials creepy. They look like a cult. #
  • 00:37 Funny, Hackers was on yesterday and I thot of how I wanna see Wargames for 1st time in 20+ years. It came on tonite. #
 
 
26 December 2009 @ 03:08 am

IGTB*3









 

 

I’ve Got a Time B*mb 3 !!!

 

How to live well and get laid

with homelessness and mental illness

 
 


  correcting OCR scans of olivetti is takes forever )
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25 December 2009 @ 03:21 am
ITB3~------------------~--- __ 20l------- _ ------------------------
Dear Edith Massy Sedgwick Borgroves White
White Ridge, Potato Hollow, Libation, TN

Feed my lambs, feed my sheep.

I have now secured a network of deeply under the radar secret bases across the four
Quadrants. Every base is disguised as it operates apparently openly. I have created a
mob who bridge circus people, people with metal shops, and keen non profit corporations
who strike fear in to all opposition by throwing an endless supply of smart ass punk
lawyers at them. I have a dozen candidates I’m shadowing to cast for the r i s e .

I feel like I've had the chain slip off since months. Unseen hands have taken control of my body
and they make my squat in frozen Minkus and try to fuck everything. I think I have become
the mistress of a punk art fag Syndicate.
My castle is named Solitude of Elegance.
No buddy is looking for you.
5gallon is fine but they have evicted you •
I Fuck Love You Edie.

. - *Shitty Sterile amerika Delight
~I~~~------3---302----------------------------~~-------------


Sissy was unaware that this was her 6hunded and sixty fifth consecutive night of working full time for a cult who courted ABANDON. Sissy's job was in the public relations department as a recruiter. This night she lay in the corner of the dark-in-daytime attic room, lay curled on the opposite
side of the room from the window, curled around a coffee maker spitting hot water on to half a pack of 25 cent ramen. Lay on her side watching the noodles slowly wick up the hot water as it pooled up drip at a time.

“This is the only time I ever feel ok , when I’m warm and soft in my hiding spot and no one is gonna come get me for at least as long as it takes t-o eat half a pack of ramen.”

That’s how Sissy got so skinny. Cuz no way was she trusting an entire pack of ramen to take care of her.

Siss just eat once a day in one gulp. “I am no slave to food and
need no groceries, no kitchen. I travel light and that includes the pile of sticks
covered in meat that carries my brain around. I am a city brat and not a farmer or
fisher or miner or logger. I scoop ice cream for people and go*go dance and occasionally ride a bike delivering Masonic jar sized boxes to people. I only need a little. Less than 700 calories a day. 2000 calorie diets are for kids in the Special Forces.
It’s about bloody time that city people all got below 1001bs and the food surpluses fixed the world and allowed farmers to focus their energy on quality for a change.

II don't Wanna, ANYTHING
You Can’t Make Me ANYTHING

Sissy wrote a love letter to the Hatered of the city. Specifically the city that would never adore her or let her belong somewhere, but would never ever let her leave.

I Hate That I L*ve You For Your Flaws
You’ll Never Be Good Enuff For Me
1’ll Chew You Up And Spit You Out.
You Are Mine And I 'll Break what I want
Please Don’t Leave Me.
Don't You Ever Fuckin Leave Me.


Its a L*ve song between Sissy and the greater metro Minkus Metropolitan area. Which of them sings which
part was intentionally not indicated.


Missing pages of elegance, IGTB3 pages written on olivetti at solitude of elegance )
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24 December 2009 @ 05:01 am

  • 12:08 Trip been fun so far, saw Avatar last night. It was good though still wondered about a couple things. #

 
 
22 December 2009 @ 05:01 am
  • 15:46 Slept in til 3, so much for not driving at night. #
  • 17:12 Taking off in bay area holiday rush hour fun. Awesome. #
  • 02:05 I am in the High Desert. If I counted right, I passed three different prisons on the drive down here. #
 
 
21 December 2009 @ 05:01 am

  • 17:16 I usually don't give two flying fucks about most celebrities but that's sad about Murphy. #

 
 
20 December 2009 @ 10:22 pm

History of Homesteading in Greater Metropolitan 416-647






rooster SQ*T evicted by home depot.


pope squat evicted 2002 -- there is still plenty of love for her.


1. OCAP the Ont Coalition against Poverty are rumored to be involved in regular political Sq*tting. and also are a legal hub for all guttersnipe riff raff.

2. legal conection of KS from 519


Downtown Legal Services

Office phone 416-934-4535 Administration ; 416-978-6447 Intake

Fax 416-934-4536

Email law.dls@utoronto.ca

Web site www.dls.utoronto.ca
Address 655 Spadina Ave, Toronto, ON, M5S 2H9
Spadina Ave and Bloor St W)
Eligibility Area residents who meet financial eligibility guidelines and are not eligible for Legal Aid Certificate * all full time University of Toronto students
apply Initial screening over telephone * advice given in person and by appointment only



call them tonight.



need to outline specific legal strategies in the event of eviction in any of 3 different possible sittuations:
--family assert interest
--bank assets interest
--partner of family without title asserts interest

3. the city block containing 1844 Bloor west has 12 large old pretty houses and they are all boarded up tight. except for 1844


!----see bleow for case history-----!



4. hISTORICAL Sq*ts projects of Great Metro

PopeSq*t 1510 king.
evicted 2002
tons of media on them
involved with OCAP
http://update.ocap.ca/node/455

Rooster House (a silo) lakeshore @ Sherburne
http://www.flickr.com/photos/55289779@N00/2829134615/in/set-72157607116836228/
 
 
20 December 2009 @ 09:50 pm

$1 internet cafe


$1 an hour, $1 coffee. bloor west of dufferin.



but its $1 a page to scan things


thing to do.

go photocopy the 2nd draft of Time B*mb3... out soon !!!!!!!

Time B*mb 3 !!!!
how to live well and get laid with homelessness and mental illness

TRUE HORROR stories of a drama queen gutter snipe trying to have a dating life !!!

READ!!! sybil has intimate liasons with a dozen other social misfit degenerates

GALLONS!!! of consentual or implied consentual queer dirty tales

2000 miles !!! travelled twice in 50 pages.

IGTB3 - less crime than last issue but way more sex.
and i've accidently made a 50 page zine. 52?



clean hair is groks you )
 
 
18 December 2009 @ 08:20 pm







misc.... )
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I can Has Cheeze Burger ?!?
Well You really Fucked that up. Way to go, punk.
 
 
 
 

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